eM eFF eh
program
With the rising costs of higher education MoRTA now offers to qualified applicants a new and prestigtious M.F.A. program. Here at MoRTA where art is in the eye of the beholder, we feel that an M.F.A. should be based on the ability to apply for grants, steal concepts from talented youth while picking the pockets of their parents, being rude, pretentious, dressing androgynously and living off a trust fund. That's right, you already could be an eM eFF eh.
Action speak louder than words and all M.F.A. candidates know this 'action.'
''Get a Grip'
St. Monique, M.F.A.
1998
 
M.F.A.s, even if they never create a thing, still need to live like artists.
A full collection of Betty Page bondage books will show the uninitiated how to 'bond.'
© Raymond LaFauci 2004
 
If Bushboy can graduate from Yale ...
You CAN buy your way through MoRTA's M.F.A. program.
Do you qualify for work/study credits toward your eM eFF eh?

Check boxes then click below to see how much you already qualify for M.o.R.T.A.'s eM eFF eh diploma: 

Have completed a paint by number book.

Can stay between the lines but do not.

Have painted my bedroom walls black.

Have gone by names like; Flash, Flame, (Wo)Man,Tree, etc.

My work has been shown but never sold.

Refer to myself as an artist.

Have used art supplies as make-up to crossdress.

Have slept with Cher.

Use my bidet to clean brushes ... only.


Click here to get your entrance exam results.

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