he had no shoes, until he saw a man with no feet.
Then he laughed his ass off at the way he hobbled around. Pictured here is Rainbow Man w/ snakeskin shoes.
Rites of Life accepts a mere 8% of your income as Heaven's entrance fee and that's after taxes! Think of the savings, think of the salvation!
Whether tithing or teething, this is the religion for You.
Of course we are, leeches and dust mites too!