Rites of Life, page 2
Once there was a man that cried because ...



he had no shoes, until he saw a man with no feet.

 

Then he laughed his ass off at the way he hobbled around.

Pictured here is Rainbow Man w/ snakeskin shoes.

Discount Tithing


Rites of Life accepts a mere 8% of your income as Heaven's entrance fee and that's after taxes! Think of the savings, think of the salvation!


Whether tithing or teething, this is the religion for You.

Are we related to Monkeys?



Of course we are, leeches

and dust mites too!

 

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