Rites of Life, page 6
 
Is His heart open to us?

Of course it is but, wearing hip waders is suggested to avoid the sludge left over from years of fried peanutbutter and banana sandwiches.

 
Did Satan tempt Him?

Not sure if Satan had anything to do with it but His bodyguards did procure 14-16 year old girls in white undies for Him.

 
Why such a heavy burden?

Was there no space left in the spacious Caddilac trunk?

He doth work in strange ways.

The Gospel according to Elvis

 

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